well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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