no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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