so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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