she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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