my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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