why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Randomize
