who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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