Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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