I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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