Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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