Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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