he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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