good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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