Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
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