you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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