No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I need moral support for this bender
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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