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Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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