It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
as a side note pls kill me
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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