You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
You may now shotgun with the bride
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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