his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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