Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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