i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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