This girl is more easily done than said...
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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