I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Randomize
