He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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