I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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