You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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