some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Randomize
