all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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