I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Damn victory sex feels great
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize
