In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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