Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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