Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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