After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
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