BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
We're too hungover to prance.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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