This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I have post one night stand depression
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