Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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