It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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