Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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