When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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