I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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