no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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