Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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