Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Randomize
