If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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