STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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