I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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