I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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