I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
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