he wants to bone in the snuggie
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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