Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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