But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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