In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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