Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize
