I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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